I’m lame and I started playing League of Legends a little bit, didn’t like it at first, decided to give it a second shot. I like Jinx.
me at pokemon daycare
I had to reblog this again
if its not food or a cute boy i probably dont care very much about it
what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?
Fully evolved starters staying teeny and cute!
This is what team rocket was trying to achieve in g/s/c
Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.
Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.
There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.
But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?
High five, America!
oh my god
bitch that’s the tubby custard machine
OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING
"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"
10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.
this couldn’t have been more accurate